Waste Of Money

waste of money man rachel
this stupid girl messaged me at 2am
to tell me this


Rach: babe, did you ever think that brad was hot?
Phil: wtf? which brad?
Rach: you know right the guy i met in the football thing
Phil: oh oh. your mister right? haha. i guess he's okay.... why?
Rach: hahahahahaha. guess what?
Phil: your dumber than dumb :)
Rach: ok. whatever. im at a party, and he's here. OMFG
Phil: soooooooooo?
Rach: he's hot once again!
Phil: good for you
Rach: but i have a bf
Phil: when has that stopped you?
Rach: you should totally go for him though, since you know. same age and all.
Phil: eff you biatch! you know i dont want to
Rach: i hate you. i swear
Phil: no. you love me
Rach: wish me luck. here i go. leaping out
Phil: luck be with you
Rach: might as well say god be with you dumb ass!


20 mins later


Rach: omg
Phil: too late?
Rach: he's taking me home
Phil: slut
Rach: loveable slut tho ;)
Phil: alright. go get preggers. call me when your done. i'm on the phone
Rach: fuck u bitch! ok bye. i love you
Phil: dont love you that much now